A friend sent me this and I thought it was pretty damn funny:
http://www.jalanjalan.com/letters/pages%20and%20menus/industry.html#pork
Or pure genius. I can’t quite tell…
Monday, May 1st, 2006
A friend sent me this and I thought it was pretty damn funny:
http://www.jalanjalan.com/letters/pages%20and%20menus/industry.html#pork
Or pure genius. I can’t quite tell…
on your bacon rating system… how can you have too much Pork Flavor?
To get pork flavored milk I simply dunk my breakfast patties in my milk like a donut. It’s a great way to start the morning!
Ha ha! I totally agree with you Gustad.. there really isn’t such a thing as too much pork flavor.
Eddie, You are so funny. And yes, that would be a great way to start any day!
Well, been looking in to this over the last few days. Even contacted Taylor over at Fatted Calf. While there are a few of us that would totally love piggy butter and some fancy pig cheese, there’s quite a few reasons why we don’t have pig milk.
Personally, I don’t think there’s that many people that would want the job of manually milking a pig. While the do have nipples, they don’t have udders. Then there’s the fact that there’s no machine or technology for milking something with that many nipples. PIgs produce far less milk per day than a cow does, maybe 5x or so. And as it turns out, pigs cannot reproduce when they’re lactating, so that’s a problem for producers. I also think there’s some biblical problems with it as well. I just don’t see pig milk coming to market any time soon. Feh.
Biggles
Inspirational stuff….just terrif.
humbly yours,
–The Porkchop Express
How about some bacon band-aids?
Bah. Link didn’t work.
http://www.mcphee.com/items/11476.html
Hey Dr. Biggles,
Did you happen to read the response letter from the Pork Quality Assurance Intern? It goes into all the details… pretty informative!
Thanks J!
Hey Beth,
Yes, I have the bacon band-aids… and I love ‘em!
y’know, the more i think about this the harder it is to believe that the french don’t take advantage of high-fat pig milk. in a pot au pig creme or something.
This is all udder nonsense… ;©)
ha ha! good one!
I miss u.
Megan,
I should dedicated this post to you: http://seriouslygood.kdweeks.com/2006/06/baconparmesan-pork-burger.html
Why-o-Why can’t I have pig’s cheese. I so want to try it now.
Awww, Eddie. I miss me too! Ha ha. I’m in the process of clearing my plate (so to speak), so hopefully I’ll have some time to write in the near future!!
Kevin, That burger sounds FANTASTIC!
I agree! I bet pig’s cheese would be out of this world.
Yes I agree with you, this is indeed funny.
Thank you for sharing pig milk with me.
pig milk is all well and good but i just found bacon flavored water. okay, okay it’s for dogs and cats but – BACON flavored water!!
check it out here.
i see the link no worky, so here:
http://www.mollibrands.com/benefits.html
where are you?? I want more things on here to read! I like food speak! c’mooon!!!
The man asks a pertinent question. I’ve never thought about this.
Hi! Not sure if you’ve already seen this, but thought of you immediately. Check out the bandages too! :)
http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1733
That bacon wallet is GREAT!!! Thanks for the heads up!
OMG we need to extange links!!!!! I LOVE BACON… comtact me asap.
Thanks love the site!
DID YOU DIE?? I LOVE BACON! WHYYYYY??
I love the intern’s sign off: “I encourage you to think about developing a pig milking machine as you eat your bacon in the fixture.” What is this fixture where you eat your bacon? Is it like a confessional booth? Or an automated bacon feeding machine? I know it’s a typo – but I think we could go somewhere with this!
the lactate of swine is divine!
Hah, those letters were SO hilarious! The thought of drinking pig’s milk seems foul and strange – but it was such a good question to ask! Also, I’m giving the intern an A+ for his response – well-researched and thorough! That information was enlightening indeed!
Hee-larious!
Whoa… bacon flavored milk.. I often dip bacon in a tall glass of chocolate milk, and have been doing it for as long as I can remember, but now, thanks to BaconSalt my milk won’t get so greasy!
luv pig milk. hehe. cute! :)
I have heard that people who drink pig’s milk get mentally il inmediately is that a fact or an urban legend? is pig’s milk toxic for the brain????
Люди в таких случаях говорят – Бей своих — чужие будут боятся. ;)
Немного провакационный пост. Поэтому такие и комменты :)
А мне блог понравился
блин…писал-писал, а сообщение не отправилось и не сохранилось :) вообщем блог понравился. админу удачи в развитии.