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Saturday, February 12th, 2005

Valentine’s Celebration

Someone once told me that New Year’s Eve is for amateurs; it’s the one night where all the people who don’t normally go out to bars, go out to bars. This is how I feel about Valentine’s Day. It’s when people who normally don’t go out to restaurants decide to dine out and splurge. The few times that I’ve been out for a fancy dinner anywhere near Valentine’s Day, the restaurant has been overbooked and the food has suffered. My idea of a romantic celebration is spending the day buying, preparing and eating food. Lucky for me, Zach finds this agreeable.

About a week ago I planned out a menu and made all the shopping lists. I had been wanting to make the Whipped Brie de Meaux en Feuilleté with Tellicherry Pepper ever since I got my French Laundry Cookbook, almost two years ago. I love brie and the idea of whipping it into a different texture is really appealing. I also decided to make the Herb-Crusted Beef with Chanterelles and Jus from the Rob Feenie Cooks at Lumière cookbook. I’ve made this before and if you have good homemade beef stock handy it’s an easy and impressive main course. I wanted to pair it with a simple risotto and found a recipe for Risotto with Radicchio on epicurious that sounded good. For the salad course, I chose a Fig, Prosciutto and Arugula Salad, which is one of my favorite salads ever. Since most of the dinner recipes were fairly simple, I figured we could make an extravagant dessert from French Laundry. I picked the Poached Banana Ice Cream with White Chocolate-Banana Crepes and Chocolate Sauce. The recipe was several pages long, but I figured we could at least do the ice cream part and then skip the rest if we ran short on time.

As sometimes happens with the best-laid plans, the day turned out spectacularly like nothing like I had envisioned…

It started out with a great breakfast of lox and whipped cream cheese on toasted bagels. One of the best things you could ever hope to do with cream cheese is to whip it. Whoever thought of that, I thank you. I also had some really good leftover roast beef, so we made roast beef, cheddar cheese and horseradish bagel sandwiches as well. Then we headed out to go grocery shopping, but we were quickly distracted.

We went shopping, but not for food. We found ourselves at the salvage store looking for shelving ideas for Zach and, somehow, I ended up at DWR buying carpet. I shouldn’t have spent the money, but the carpet was gorgeous and not outrageously expensive. Plus I hate my current carpet. My cat, Dylan, has managed to completely destroy it buy pulling out clumps of fibers like it’s his personal scratching post. To make matters even worse, he knocked an industrial-sized bottle of liquid cement onto the carpet—and let me just tell you, liquid cement does not come out of carpet. In fact even while cleaning it, it seems to attract irremovable dirt. I’m excited about the new carpet because it’s modular and comes in squares like linoleum tile. This means that when Dylan ruins a square (notice I say when and not if), then I can just buy a replacement tile instead of a whole new carpet. You can also just pick the tiles up and wash them in the sink.

Zach and I are a lot alike in that we often tend to slide into paralyzing periods of indecision and wishy-washiness. So we’re lying on the amazingly comfortable foam bed floor sample at DWR and I’m starting to feel lazy. It’s 4pm, so if we left now, we could be in Canada by 6pm and eating dinner at Lumière by 7pm. I run this by Zach and his eyes light up. We’re not 100% sold on the idea, so we head home to check out last minute hotel deals on Priceline. We decide to leave it up to fate; if we land a hotel for $20, we’ll go. I start by trying to get a four-star hotel for $20. It didn’t work and Zach accuses me of being ridiculous, but I prefer to use the term insouciant. We keep putting in offers, but give up after our bid of $25 for a two-star is rejected.

I am experiencing the height of flip-flopping at this point. John Kerry has nothing on me. I bring up the idea of going out to eat instead of cooking. We can’t decide so we toss a coin and tails, end up booking a 7pm seating at the bar of XO Bistro. After Zach has changed into nicer clothes for dinner, we both realize that we’d much rather stay in jeans and t-shirts. So we cancel the reservation and head out to Whole Foods to pick up groceries for the original dinner plan. By now, it’s 5:30pm.

When we get to Whole Foods, I waiver, yet again. There aren’t any fresh chanterelles. I totally forgot about the season and had basically planned a summer meal… for the dead of winter. Zach points out that we’re already at the store, so we should just continue on with the plan. I reluctantly put dried chanterelles in my basket. There are no fresh figs either so we, again, get dried ones. Then we find out there’s no arugula. Something about the entire crop being ruined due to rain. I’m quickly losing my enthusiasm for cooking, but we finish the shopping and head home to cook.

When we get to my place I get Zach started on the appetizer—whipping the brie and making toasts. I throw the dried figs into some balsamic and set it on low to reduce and then soak the dried chanterelles in boiling water. I start the risotto. The user comments on the recipe said to use red wine instead of the white that is originally called for, but as soon as I dump it in I realize it’s a mistake. It turns the rice an awful purple-pink color that’s really unappetizing.

I then make the jus, chanterelles and herb crust for the steak. The seared and crusted steaks go into the oven at 7pm, just around the time we give up on the brie. It’s been in the KitchenAid for over 45 minutes (the recipe said it would take 10) and it’s still as runny as ever. I re-read the recipe and realize it was supposed to be chilled before whipping. I’ve already long surpassed the threshold for being upset, so I just have Zach spread the gooey brie onto toasts and drizzle them with the reduced balsamic that I’ve just rescued, seconds from being burnt.

Amazingly, we’re sitting down at 7:15pm to eat. I’m exhausted and a little sad because I feel like nothing’s going to taste very good. I have this theory that the deliciousness of food is directly proportional to the amount of time and love that goes into the cooking. So when I literally throw together a meal, I never expect it to taste very good. We start with the brie toasts, and while they are not what I had originally planned, they are incredibly good. The brie is perfectly ripe and the figs I tossed in the reduction have given the balsamic a rich, earthy flavor.

After we clear the appetizer plates, I cut into the steaks en route to the table and find that they are still raw. I have an issue with overdone steaks, so I always err on the raw side. Unfortunately, I also have a bizarre aversion to using a meat thermometer. I feel like I’ve had enough experience in the kitchen that I should be past the point of needing to use a thermometer, but invariably I should. I actually think that the steaks would have been perfect had I remembered to leave them out instead of putting them in the fridge—especially since they were close to two inches thick in the middle. I toss them back in the oven and Zach and I play some cribbage while we wait.

I get the steaks out of the oven and this time they are absolutely perfect. The dry-aged beef is juicy and flavorful and the tarragon in the herb crust is a perfect complement. The jus is delicious, but the chanterelles are a disappointment; even with soaking and sautéing, they are still hard and chewy. The risotto is great and the radicchio has turned a beautiful tobacco brown color and mellowed in flavor, providing a subtle and interesting bite. I think it would have been even better made with white wine instead of red. The red overpowered the subtle flavors a little too much—and the color is god-awful.

After the main course, I quickly assemble and present the salad. It really is a gorgeous salad, with ribbons of pink prosciutto contrasting with the brilliant greens. The salad is much better with only arugula, but it was still delicious with mixed greens. The dried figs simmered in balsamic, however, were surprisingly better than using fresh figs.

We completely skipped making dessert, so we drove down to Serafina instead. It was packed full, even at 10pm, but it still had a really romantic and relaxing atmosphere, complete with live lounge singers. I had profiteroles with an amazing caramel ice cream. Zach had some sort of mousse, which was really good but I was too interested in my own dessert to pay much attention.

I may need to reconsider the whole not going out on Valentine’s idea, because it is awfully nice to just take it easy.

Friday, February 11th, 2005

Presents from China

I received a surprise package from my brother and his girlfriend today. They had recently been to China and sent me something from their trip. The box was small, rectangular, intensely aromatic and smelled suspiciously like pot.

I opened it up and it was two bottles of real Szechuan pepper! You know, the kind that has been banned from import into the United States. There was also some shrimp paste and a cookbook called Land of Plenty: A Treasury of Authentic Sichuan Cooking.

I don’t think they could have gotten me a better gift. The book looks fabulous with lots of great recipes and information on all the different Szechuan cooking styles—I can’t wait to try out some of the recipes. They also sent a cute little origami pig kit. I was really excited to put it together until I opened the package and realized it consisted of about 500 scraps of 1” x 3” paper and no instructions.

I called my brother right away to thank him for the wonderful gift. He asked if I’d tasted the peppers yet. He sounded a little dubious, so I asked him if it was okay to eat them raw. He said to try just a little. I was wary, but I took a bite. The taste was like the smell but magnified by a hundred. My brother said to wait a second, so I waited and then my mouth went totally numb. Then the drooling started. My brother was asking me if I was okay but I couldn’t reply because I had my head in the sink, trying to keep the saliva off my shirt. Rinsing helped, but there was a piece stuck in my molar and I swear that it was making my tooth produce drool. I had to brush my teeth and wait about five minutes for all the effects to wear off. My brother was laughing hysterically.

For some reason, my parents had a shaker of MSG in the spice drawer when I was growing up. It looked like delicious salt through my eight-year-old eyes, so I shook some straight into my mouth. It was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever tasted. Quite similar to the Szechuan pepper experience in the sense that it enhances the flavor of accompanying foods but is not meant to be eaten straight. But I can’t wait to see how the peppers transform in a recipe. After I got off the phone with my brother I headed over to Zach’s to make him try one.

Wednesday, February 9th, 2005

Date Night #4: I Heart Hot-Pot

To celebrate Chinese new year, I took Zach out for hot-pot. We were both excited because neither of us had ever tried hot-pot before; my family is Cantonese so we don’t eat much Szechuan cooking (and if we do, we don’t tell my grandma).

A friend of mine told me about a place on 12th and Jackson called Szechuan Cuisine and said it has the best hot-pot in town. I decided that this was the perfect time to try it out, but when we arrived, the place was packed and there were ten people ahead of us waiting for a table. I was too hungry to wait an hour, so we walked across the street and ate at 7 Stars Pepper instead.

We started with the scallion pan cake, which was amazing. Zach likened it to eating really delicious sour cream and onion potato chips, but that description doesn’t do it justice. The pan cakes were crispy, flakey, chewy and came with an incredible dipping sauce. I couldn’t figure out what was in the sauce; it was red in color, but instead of being hot, it was slightly sweet and very addictive.

As we were both hot-pot novices, we decided to try the deluxe hot-pot for $11.99 per person. A portable burner was set on our table and turned on high. A large, divided bowl containing two broths, one plain and one very spicy (way too hot for me), was put on the burner to heat. After the broths were simmering, the waitress came out with a seafood platter containing beautiful, tender raw squid, fish, prawns and fish balls. Then came another plate with thick udon noodles, thin glass noodles, tofu and napa cabbage. Finally came a gorgeous platter piled high with paper-thin sliced raw pork, beef and lamb.

We had no clue what the proper procedure was, so the waitress did a little pantomime for us. We started dropping food into the broths and then fished it out with little wire baskets. We then dipped the food into an accompanying peanut sauce, which was less sweet than a thai peanut sauce and very good. I was shocked at how delicious the whole meal was, especially considering its simplicity.

After I ate the last slice of meat, I realized that I had been having a food blackout. I suddenly looked up and realized that there were other people in the restaurant. I had developed tunnel vision and all I could concentrate on was eating and exclaiming how good it was. Over and over again. Luckily, Zach didn’t mind because he was doing the same thing.

Gung Hay Fat Choy!


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Wednesday, February 9th, 2005

I won!

Maybe I’m unlucky, or maybe I’m unskilled, but I rarely win anything. I was lamenting this fact to Zach just the other day. I was telling him how much I wanted to win the MeatHenge Meat Platter Contest, because if I did it would be the third time if my life that I’ve won something.

The first time happened was when I was about eight and tore into a package of Hubba Bubba to find that I had won… a He-Man coloring book. Huh. The prize was really lame and I ended up giving it to my brother, but I was still excited to have won something.

The second win happened when I was about eleven. I was on a diving team and won first place! And second… and third. Okay, so what if I was the only participant in my age group. I still won.

So after a twenty-year gap, I have won yet again. This time I actually like the prize (a book), and there was even some stiff competition. Yes, I came in second place, but I’m still counting it as a win and I will proudly add the MeatHenge Meat Platter Contest to my illustrious career as a winner.

Thank you Dr. Biggles!

Sunday, February 6th, 2005

A rambling post about my weekend on Whidbey

This weekend Zach and I went up to Whidbey to visit my mom. We left after work on Friday and didn’t get there until late, but mom had a great home-cooked meal waiting for us. We had thick-cut pork chops (braised in a porcini broth that mom transformed into an amazing, salty gravy), creamy mashed potatoes, broccoli with mayonnaise and my mom’s home-made applesauce—which Zach claimed was the best he’d ever tasted. She had also made a batch of chocolate-hazelnut biscotti, which are incredible. Everything was so good that it made me miss being a kid and getting to eat my mom’s cooking everyday. Sniff.

After dinner mom showed us her spoils from Sfoglia—a gourmet takeout place on the island that just went out of business. She had a table full of flavored and balsamic vinegars, cookbooks, chocolate bars, flavored oils, chutneys, jams, torrone, tomato sauces, quince paste and more. She had paid $88 for everything. Out of curiosity, we added up the retail prices and it came to over $600. Mom gave me half of everything, so I ended up with lots of great things… specifically the Chez Panisse Vegetables cookbook. My mom rocks.

The next day we went for a great beach walk at South Whidbey State Park. It was insanely cold (and therefore empty) but beautiful. We poked around the beach and found these beautiful chiton shells that were a brilliant turquoise color on the inside. Afterward, we checked out The Grange—a weird rental hall located just outside of Langley. It has a large kitchen so I was hoping that I could rent it for my Iron Chef party, but once the owner found out I was a Seattleite she jacked up the price. That’s one really weird (and annoying) thing about Whidbey; almost everyone hates “outsiders”. (Does anyone know of a cheap, commercial kitchen in Seattle that you can rent by the day?)

That night we ate pizza and played mah jong into the wee hours of the morning. I had heard several people talk about a great New York style pizza place on Whidbey called the Village Pizzeria. Seattle PI’s Penelope Corcoran actually called it “the best New York-style slice of pizza I’ve unearthed to date anywhere in the Puget Sound”. Uh, too bad I didn’t specify I wanted thin crust. Damn! It was still good, but my mom said that the thin crust pizza was much, much better. I ordered three different flavors; sausage, Hawaiian, and clam & garlic. The clam & garlic was surprisingly rich and delicious, and by far the best of the three.

The next morning I woke up groggy and before I knew what I was doing, I had offered to cook a waffle breakfast. Now usually I’m pretty skilled in the kitchen, but for some strange reason I can’t make a decent waffle to save my life (pancakes are even worse). I really don’t know what my problem is, but I’m going to blame it on shoddy recipes. This time I ended up with one or two perfect, crisp waffles, a few deliciously chewy ones, a few well-done ones and one that was so burnt that it shattered into pieces when we tried to remove it from the waffle iron. I know this doesn’t sound like a huge success, but the good waffles were so good. I think it was the secret, crispy waffle recipe that is found only in the 1970s edition of The Joy of Cooking (and here). It’s kind of involved and requires an insane about of butter and whipped egg whites, but the waffles were so good! We ate them with bacon and some maple butter that I had bought for mom during my last trip to Vancouver. The “butter” was made entirely from maple syrup, so it was like a whipped and condensed version of maple syrup; delicious and sweet.

Before heading back to Seattle we called my brother Ross in NY so I could catch up and hear about his recent trip to China. We had both been to China once before in the early ‘80s. It was before China had really opened up to foreigners, but we were able to visit because we were considered “Overseas Chinese”. Which is really funny because I was born and raised in Seattle and have no intention of ever moving to China. I guess they’re eternally hopeful that, one day, all Chinese people will return to the mainland…

Ross said that China had changed drastically and that everything was now very modern and luxurious—an extreme contrast to what we experienced before. He also said that it was much more colorful and that the people didn’t wear those awful drab olive uniforms anymore. I asked if the streets were still packed with bicycles and he said yes. Except that the bicycles are now cars and there are no driving rules. Basically if there’s an open spot in traffic you take it; it doesn’t even matter what side of the street it’s on.

I also asked about the food (of course). Ross said the food was really, really good—which I found surprising because on our first trip to China we could barely eat anything. I got incredibly sick from eating an entire bowl of garlic shoots (lord only knows why I thought eating the entire bowl would be a good idea). After that I only ate packaged crackers or fruit that I could peel myself. Everything was segregated so it was illegal for us to eat where the Chinese people ate and vise-versa. So our dining options were limited. Ross said that on this visit he ate almost every meal from street vendors. He tried frog on a stick and also a crepe with an egg cracked into it which was then wrapped around a donut. You could also get it wrapped around a hot dog. It sounds very bizarre to me, but he said it was delicious.


Saturday, February 5th, 2005

What I listen to when frying bacon.

A great big THANK YOU to AugustusGloop for roping me into this. I am supposed to answer a few highly personal questions about my musical tastes and then pass the baton. The problem is that I am what you’d call… musically challenged. So I listen to a lot of NPR.

Here it goes anyway:

1. What is the total amount of music files on your computer?
I have no clue, but I CAN tell you that anything on my laptop was not put there by me. I think people feel bad that I have a musical disability so they offer to put things on my iTunes list. It never gets listened to.

2. The CD you last bought?
Marianne Faithfull – Before the Poison, and I bought it just last week. This was a total fluke because the last CD I bought before this was about two years ago. I never go into record stores, but I was eating at the Easy Street Cafe—which happens to be attached to a record store. So they told me to wander around in the store while I waited for my table. Clever ploy.

3. What was the song you last listened to before reading this message?
Uhhh. Oh, wait! KEXP was on, and I got the message at about 11am this morning. So that would make it… Myrkur by Sigur Rós—although I couldn’t tell you what it sounded like even if you offered me a million dollars. Thank god for playlists.

4. Write down 5 songs you often listen to or that mean a lot to you.
I can’t really list songs because I don’t know the names of many songs. The best I can do is list artists.

My latest favorite is A Night at the Hip-Hopera by the Kleptones. They took Queen songs and combined them with hip-hop lyrics. I’m obsessed with it and it drives my boyfriend nuts.

I really love Nina Simone and Cassandra Wilson because they’re both so, so sultry.

I also listen to a lot of Ani DiFranco. I couldn’t really even tell you why. She has the biggest section in my CD collection—but that sounds misleading and like a have a collection. It’s not like that. And, no, I’m not a lesbian.

Kruder & Dorfmeister. Just because.

Lastly, I would have to say, uh, maybe Neko Case. Also because she has that sultry thing going on.

5. Who are you going to pass this stick to (3 persons) and why?
This is my favorite question and actually the only reason I did this survey. I am gleefully passing the buck to…

Molly, because I’d like to know a little more about you before we meet for dinner.

MeatHenge because we’ve been having some great conversations about pork. And you talk like a cowboy, so I’m curious…

KitchenMonkey, because I’ve always wanted to know what monkeys listen to.

TAG! You’re it.

Friday, February 4th, 2005

Pig Roast! (a.k.a. The Six Month Post)

Okay, for whatever reason, it took me six months to get this post up. Maybe it was wading through the hundreds of pictures that my friend Kait took to find just the right ones. Or maybe I’m just lazy. Either way, I finally have the post up for the Pig Roast I threw last July for my birthday. It has all the steps needed for throwing your own pig roast—from researching cooking methods, to buying the pig, to carving it up. It’s worth the read. Maybe.

Read the Pig Roast Post!

P.S. If you’re squeamish about dead animals, then you probably shouldn’t look at the pictures…

Thursday, February 3rd, 2005

Pyramid Scheme Dinner Parties

I just finished reading the latest issue of The Curmudgeon’s Home Companion—a hilarious food-centric newsletter of “delightfully mean-spirited articles” written by Dan Goldberg. If you haven’t yet read The Curmudgeon, check out the In Defense of (Occasional) Drunkenness article. Very funny stuff.

This month’s main article was about Pyramid Scheme Dinner Parties. I think this is a brilliant idea and am officially announcing my wholehearted participation. The deal is that you make a commitment to throw at least one dinner party a month and invite at least three people. The goal is to receive return dinner party invites, with the side benefit of possibly meeting new people that you can rope into the scheme. This idea is hugely appealing to me because I love to cook, I love to eat and I love things that are cyclical.

So, the tricky part is deciding who to invite. In order for this idea to really work, there has to be a good chance that at least three of your invitees will return an invitation. In the article, Dan discusses how to spot people who won’t invite you back (“be wary of Californians, a socially challenged state”) and the merits of inviting people who can’t cook but who possess other, lesser qualities, such as being interesting, or intelligent, or maybe being of the type who will get really drunk and provide spontaneous dancing or dirty-joke telling.

In the end, Dan decides that these people are still worth inviting, but I’m on the fence. Mostly because I know a lot of entertaining people who can also cook, so I have to draw the line somewhere. He says you can’t count relatives either, but every single one of my relatives is a great cook, so I’m ignoring that rule. I may, however, extend the exception rule to people who own extensive wine cellars. But I don’t know any yet, so maybe I’ll have to lower the bar and go with people who can mix a mean cocktail.

Thursday, February 3rd, 2005

Be the next Martha

Zach just sent me this press release and assures me it’s real:
MARTHA STEWART TO HOST NEW VERSION OF NBC’S “THE APPRENTICE”

Casting calls are happening in most major cities starting February 4th; Seattle is on the 26th. I’m going to try and find out where it’s at and go hang around outside and see what kind of neurotic people show up (besides me).

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005

Seattle’s 25 for $25 is coming!

Just a heads up that the next 25 for $25 dine out promotion starts March 1st, so plan accordingly. It looks like details on the 25 participating restaurants and menus will be posted on the 18th at nwsource.com.

I’ve taken advantage of several of these promotions over the years and I’ve found that it’s really easy to go way over the advertised $25. They tempt you with cocktails, wine and other items from the main menu. If you stick to your guns and just get the three-course meal then it’s a great deal, but otherwise you can end up spending a bundle. The best meal I’ve had so far with this promotion was at Restaurant Zöe, so if they’re on the list this year, I’d definitely recommend checking it out.

UPDATE: The next 25 for $25 promotion is gearing up to run from November 1-30, 2005. Details can be found here: http://www.nwsource.com